7 Potentially Hilarious Punishments For Yoann Huget’s Terrible Dive

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After seeing Toulouse winger Yoann Huget’s theatrical dive against Bath this weekend we have come up with seven potentially hilarious punishments for his football-esque play-acting…

For those who haven’t yet seen his embarrassing play acting yet check out the video below…

1.Make him play the rest of the season in just a pair of Speedos in order to highlight his preference for diving over rugby.

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2.Ban him for six months and make him watch every game from the side lines in a high chair to highlight what a cry baby he is.

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3.For the rest of the season he has to hit the deck whenever the referee blows the whistle so nobody forgets his terrible behaviour.

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4.Make him cut the grass at every pitch used in the Six Nations with just a pair of scissors.

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5.Force him to wear a full England football kit during all press conferences, media days and photo shoots for the next six months.

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6.Make him watch repeats of Tom Daley’s reality TV series during each Top 14 game between now and the end of the season.

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7.Have him sponsored by a brand of adult diapers for the duration of his career so every time he scores he’s reminded of his most embarrassing moment.

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What other hilarious punishments could be handed down to Huget to discourage others from diving?

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2 comments

  1. Beat him within an inch of his life so that he will think twice about simulation again.

  2. Not exactly “hilarious”

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